The unemployed status is actually awesome
Hello, my name is Artem, I’m from Ukraine, and I’m working as a DevOps Engineer.
Used to work because my contract with team exceeded.
Now I’m unemployed. When I actually received information about my dismissal from the project, I was shocked a bit: there is a war, economic problems in Ukraine because of war, it’s my first time when I actually got fired suddenly, etc.
Everybody knows the bad side of being unemployed, but today I want to tell you about the advantages of this status. What you can do being unemployed?
Here it is:
- Do creative stuff you can’t do while workday.
- Walk around all city while listening music.
- Watch all movies starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
- Gather experience via books, travels that will be much more valuable than your salary.
- Spent time with people you really appreciate.
- Train your boxing skills in shadow fight.
- Try to cook something new, even if it’s not tasty.
- Lie on the bad and do nothing.
- Lie on the bed and listen music.
- Drink beer even at working days.
- Ask people to support you on Patreon to buy beer (My Patreon).
- Playing nostalgic games from your childhood.
- Talk with your friends on discord 24/7.
- Add to LinkedIn experience tab 1 month of experience of being unemployed.
- Write an article about how it’s cool to be unemployed.
- Imagine what superpower you would like to have as a super h
- Mix up what day is today exactly because every day is a holiday for you.
- Think about your life, whether you have chosen a correct path.
- Develop a giant plan for self-education and do nothing from this roadmap.
- Do nothing and call it is what it is and not a “procrastination”.
- Imagine how it would be cool to open your restaurant in Spain where you will serve burgers and hot dogs.
- Write novels you will never share with someone because these novels are trash and bullshit.
- Feel yourself like Big Lebowski because you’re unemployed.
- Came up with genius ideas and questions like: “If gold ingot will be found in a trash bin, is it government or garbage company property?”
- Walk around malls, looking for stuff you don’t need at all.
- Write articles about topics you’re interested in.
Summarizing, there are lots of impressive advantages of being unemployed. Try it by yourself, you’ll like it 😉.
Thanks for reading!
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